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Kate Blackwell KC is a British barrister at Lincoln House Chambers, Manchester and 2 Hare Court, London. She became a Crown Court Recorder in 2009, a King's Counsel in 2012 and Head of Chambers at Lincoln House Chambers in 2023.
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