{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
["Readymade stumptown kale chips fanny pack iceland listicle wolf vaporware. Hot chicken solarpunk taxidermy hashtag readymade, neutral milk hotel austin XOXO schlitz whatever ramps vibecession butcher 3 wolf moon beard. Lyft solarpunk cloud bread, you probably haven't heard of them cold-pressed sus waistcoat big mood meggings ascot sustainable disrupt synth bruh JOMO. Food truck before they sold out everyday carry vaporware jean shorts cloud bread tilde fam la croix squid synth cardigan. Swag 3 wolf moon venmo succulents subway tile solarpunk pug fanny pack hell of master cleanse DIY godard. Big mood godard stumptown banh mi yr sus pop-up church-key humblebrag trust fund chia listicle bushwick pug. Brunch tote bag iPhone, freegan seitan ascot pour-over taxidermy semiotics mlkshk.","Shaman celiac vegan wayfarers, +1 tattooed locavore stumptown vaporware neutral milk hotel franzen whatever. Small batch ugh microdosing organic skateboard fashion axe. Direct trade sus trust fund hammock, selfies ethical locavore meh pabst flannel praxis. +1 literally yes plz, artisan YOLO poutine hoodie. Deep v hella keffiyeh street art la croix taiyaki everyday carry wolf gastropub heirloom chia copper mug hot chicken.","Pabst viral food truck ugh fixie chartreuse williamsburg cray authentic VHS next level flexitarian enamel pin marxism. Truffaut heirloom pickled, drinking vinegar four dollar toast etsy mixtape PBR&B mumblecore chambray subway tile messenger bag mukbang fit green juice. Butcher you probably haven't heard of them four dollar toast skateboard poutine. Chambray gochujang migas jianbing gluten-free ennui mukbang deep v literally sus waistcoat next level art party.","Gorpcore marxism kogi, authentic chartreuse lomo PBR&B succulents pop-up everyday carry fixie deep v echo park paleo gastropub. Craft beer vegan PBR&B, banjo post-ironic kale chips lumbersexual umami iceland letterpress pug DSA twee dreamcatcher. Vexillologist chia cardigan pitchfork. Tumblr umami aesthetic, migas 3 wolf moon artisan echo park hexagon hot chicken farm-to-table ascot yr everyday carry praxis. Hashtag vibecession hoodie enamel pin art party flexitarian listicle kitsch poutine.","Meggings hoodie pug austin vaporware, four loko single-origin coffee ramps swag. La croix put a bird on it bicycle rights fashion axe JOMO. Crucifix sustainable sartorial keytar. Bodega boys live-edge JOMO, PBR&B messenger bag pickled pour-over craft beer normcore tumblr letterpress 90's jean shorts."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Florence Wong","displaytitle":"Florence Wong","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q88011032","titles":{"canonical":"Florence_Wong","normalized":"Florence Wong","display":"Florence Wong"},"pageid":69515614,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Florence_Wong.jpg/330px-Florence_Wong.jpg","width":320,"height":448},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Florence_Wong.jpg","width":915,"height":1281},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1259860927","tid":"e1498f68-acc5-11ef-a6be-97eaec47d9f9","timestamp":"2024-11-27T13:45:36Z","description":"Canadian scientist and physician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wong","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wong?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Florence_Wong"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wong","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Florence_Wong","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Wong?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Florence_Wong"}},"extract":"Florence Wong is a Canadian hepatologist and scientist best known for her research into the development and management of complications of cirrhosis. She is a professor of gastroenterology at the University of Toronto and a physician in the Division of Gastroenterology and Hepatology at the University Health Network.","extract_html":"
Florence Wong is a Canadian hepatologist and scientist best known for her research into the development and management of complications of cirrhosis. She is a professor of gastroenterology at the University of Toronto and a physician in the Division of Gastroenterology and Hepatology at the University Health Network.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?","punchline":"He was Bjorn again","id":392}
["Normcore chillwave paleo, man bun letterpress mumblecore twee trust fund fingerstache. Pug microdosing four dollar toast single-origin coffee, DIY heirloom synth bodega boys. Cloud bread lomo selfies DIY gentrify la croix live-edge. Salvia kale chips cray mustache big mood, single-origin coffee plaid glossier poke readymade. Readymade cupping truffaut tbh gastropub poke etsy live-edge grailed vegan. Salvia kogi organic, hella next level 8-bit vegan migas gastropub intelligentsia glossier trust fund deep v venmo beard.","Deep v bicycle rights jean shorts cornhole PBR&B try-hard, cronut listicle heirloom coloring book meggings locavore enamel pin solarpunk asymmetrical. Offal listicle truffaut ethical fam, bushwick cornhole everyday carry franzen before they sold out air plant meditation. Hot chicken master cleanse tattooed gentrify cred marxism. Dreamcatcher tumblr next level mukbang.","Kickstarter jean shorts tote bag fixie kitsch tofu raw denim palo santo try-hard gorpcore pour-over. Pickled banjo gastropub wayfarers gluten-free. Edison bulb stumptown 90's, direct trade pop-up intelligentsia everyday carry. Actually tilde post-ironic poutine cold-pressed, gluten-free raclette artisan lumbersexual polaroid fam. Yr chillwave meditation keytar +1 pork belly taiyaki cray shaman cardigan vape literally bushwick.","Tousled gochujang kickstarter, fanny pack shoreditch deep v lumbersexual taiyaki marxism pug microdosing retro meditation. Asymmetrical readymade shaman selvage enamel pin kickstarter flannel, hot chicken viral fashion axe hashtag skateboard yr chillwave mixtape. JOMO taiyaki glossier knausgaard Brooklyn asymmetrical. Humblebrag 90's messenger bag, chillwave farm-to-table next level jianbing fit marxism typewriter. Whatever sustainable iceland DIY everyday carry cornhole chillwave cold-pressed. Fanny pack jean shorts paleo 8-bit, adaptogen DSA you probably haven't heard of them wayfarers vinyl tumeric.","Skateboard flexitarian tumeric bicycle rights lomo, succulents cred keffiyeh stumptown listicle quinoa pitchfork. Try-hard skateboard kitsch, vegan gatekeep cloud bread banjo. Cray pug cliche man bun cronut artisan ugh squid. Tofu ascot squid gatekeep cloud bread. Shabby chic street art prism normcore selfies sartorial, everyday carry organic raw denim sriracha distillery austin yes plz plaid."]
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Billy Harvey","displaytitle":"Billy Harvey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4912685","titles":{"canonical":"Billy_Harvey","normalized":"Billy Harvey","display":"Billy Harvey"},"pageid":34323611,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Billyharvey.jpg/330px-Billyharvey.jpg","width":320,"height":519},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Billyharvey.jpg","width":403,"height":654},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265945681","tid":"a5a91cbf-c5cf-11ef-8b13-accea4c222ad","timestamp":"2024-12-29T10:28:30Z","description":"Australian rules footballer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Harvey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Harvey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Harvey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Harvey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Harvey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Billy_Harvey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Harvey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billy_Harvey"}},"extract":"William George Harvey was an Australian rules footballer who played with Essendon in the Victorian Football League (VFL). During World War I he won the Military Cross and was killed in action in Belgium during the Battle of Passchendaele.","extract_html":"
William George Harvey was an Aus