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The Yavuz Selim Mosque, also known as the Selim I Mosque and the Yavuz Sultan Selim Mosque is a 16th-century Ottoman imperial mosque located at the top of the 5th hill of Istanbul, Turkey, in the neighborhood of Çukurbostan, overlooking the Golden Horn. Its size and geographic position make it a familiar landmark on the Istanbul skyline.

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Vi Thị Như Quỳnh is a Vietnamese volleyball player. She is a member of Vietnam women's national volleyball team and Than Quảng Ninh volleyball club.

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