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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the font always tired?","punchline":"It was always bold.","id":443}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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Beacon is the second studio album by Northern Irish indie rock band Two Door Cinema Club, released on 31 August 2012 by Kitsuné. The album was recorded in Los Angeles with producer Jacknife Lee in his home studio.
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?","punchline":"He was too far out, man.","id":311}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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