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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

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