{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?","punchline":"It's two-tired.","id":306}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet","displaytitle":"Sir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6840045","titles":{"canonical":"Sir_Edward_Seymour,_3rd_Baronet","normalized":"Sir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet","display":"Sir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet"},"pageid":25479543,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Berry_Pomeroy_Castle_-_geograph.org.uk_-_411651.jpg/330px-Berry_Pomeroy_Castle_-_geograph.org.uk_-_411651.jpg","width":320,"height":237},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Berry_Pomeroy_Castle_-_geograph.org.uk_-_411651.jpg","width":656,"height":485},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1242879986","tid":"1bc554d3-65d9-11ef-8dac-aadaa1cd5a1e","timestamp":"2024-08-29T07:34:22Z","description":"English politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sir_Edward_Seymour%2C_3rd_Baronet"}},"extract":"\n\nSir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet of Berry Pomeroy Castle was an English politician who sat in the House of Commons at various times between 1640 and 1688. He fought for the Royalist cause in the English Civil War.","extract_html":"
\n\nSir Edward Seymour, 3rd Baronet of Berry Pomeroy Castle was an English politician who sat in the House of Commons at various times between 1640 and 1688. He fought for the Royalist cause in the English Civil War.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":319}
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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